Day + 10

WARNING:  For those of you with a gag reflex, or  for those whom might be offended by TMI…this is not the blog post for you. 

Assuming your imagination can fill in the blanks, here are the highlights for the last 6 days...

 

The eyebrows are still intact – although somewhat thinning on the outside arches.  The renegade ones are holding strong.

Rough last couple of days – I believe feeling like complete POO more accurately describes the state of being.

Montezuma’s revenge.  Yes – the volcano has blown.  John’s complaints no longer involve constipation.  ALL of the nurses were right.

Bacteria in the chocolate thunderstorms = isolation = IV antibiotics.

Suspect bacteria in the IV line.

Some surprises wrapped up in sealed plastic bags to go home are not so nice.  Thank God for rubber gloves.  

And then again – some surprises are not worth saving, because they are just plain biohazard.  End of discussion.

Again, thank God for rubber gloves.  The inventor of such priceless items deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. 

It’s the SHITS when you are too sick to care that you are DEPENDing on someone knowing what they are talking about when they say, this too shall pass.